Pastry! You can make it in about 10 minutes!
It's easy with the Tenderflake Lard recipe, found on the packaging.
I find that a pastry blender is a very useful tool for making pastry. If you don't have one, use two knives and work the flour into the pastry using a crisscross motion.
Ingredients: flour, Tenderlake lard, 1 egg, salt, vinegar, cold water
Now that's flakey!
This video takes you through the process!